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Birthday SMS Father's Day SMS Halloween SMS Misc SMS Jokes Punjabi SMS Sorry SMS
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Rakhi SMS Thanks SMS
Broken Heart SMS Friendship SMS Independence Day Miss You SMS Ramadan SMS Valentine SMS
Christmas SMS Funny SMS Inspirational Quotes Mother's day SMS Riddle SMS Wife SMS
Congratulations SMS Get Well Soon SMS Insult SMS Motivational Quotes Romantic SMS WWE SMS
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Funny SMS

 

 

   

 
 

   2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband:ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
 


   Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
 


   Positive thinking poem

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

 

   AAj ke friends I TELL U

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
 

   Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…
 

   Pappu can’t dance sala :p

Can u dance?
?
?
?
No!
.
.
.
Sure
.
.
.
Just try it
.
.
.
Sure u cant
.
.
.
That means u r pappu!!!
.
.
.
Because pappu cant dance ..

 

   “Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..

“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..

Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
 


   Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

2009 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
 

   Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

 

   Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
 

   Meant by I Miss you

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”
 


   This is men’s world

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men’s world
 

   Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
 

   Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
 

   Life of a medical student

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
Something is missing
.
.
.
.
Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

 

   Pani dene se pehle boil…

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

 

 

   Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

 

   When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!
 

   6 things can come at any time

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .
 

   Oh shitt.. jal gaya

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!
 


   We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

 

   Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
 

 

   An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

 

   Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
 

   Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
 


   Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

 

   To the only boy I ever loved!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
 


   Couples hold hands during their wedding

Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
 

   How rat proposes a cat;)

How will a rat purpose a cat…??
?
..??
?
“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)

 

   Nobody touches but u feel it

when sum1 touches u
&
u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.

but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
 

   Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
 

 

 
 

   Most important source of finance

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.
 

   I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
 


   I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

 

   Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
 


   SMS on these time

Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai
 


   Ghori kinnay charhaya

Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
.
.
.
.
Can’t understand?
.
.
.
.
.
Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d
 


   Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

 

   1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
?
?
?
?
1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
 

 

   Only 20% boys have brains.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
.
.
.
.
.
They have girl friends:p
 


   What gift you want for your birthday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
 


   A love letter from biscuit maker

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…
 

   Khatarnak game

Ek larki dosri se…!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main
 

   What does ILU means?

What does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
 

   1 takleef de skata hon?

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
 

   Kaun pagal hoga

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
 

   Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

 

   Why enters in bathroom

Sahab:Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
 

   Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
 

   This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”

 

   Girls r like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!
 


   Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
 


   Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
 


   How you control your anger

Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
 


   What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

 

   I want to share all your worries

Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
 

 

   A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.
 


   In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

 

   A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
 

   I am only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!
 

   Difference between a woman and a magnet

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!
 


   Full form of maths

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
 

 

 

 

 

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