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Anniversary SMS Diwali SMS Good Afternoon SMS Lohri SMS New Year SMS Sad SMS
April Fools SMS Durga Puja SMS Good Luck SMS Karwa Chauth SMS Nice SMS Santa Banta SMS
ASCII SMS Easter SMS Good Morning SMS Kiss SMS Pashto SMS Sardara SMS
Baisakhi SMS Eid SMS Good Night SMS Love SMS Poetry SMS Short SMS
Barish/Rainy day SMS Exam SMS Greetings SMS Marriage SMS Pongal SMS Smile SMS
Birthday SMS Father's Day SMS Halloween SMS Misc SMS Jokes Punjabi SMS Sorry SMS
Break up SMS Flirt SMS Holi SMS

Misleading SMS

Rakhi SMS Thanks SMS
Broken Heart SMS Friendship SMS Independence Day Miss You SMS Ramadan SMS Valentine SMS
Christmas SMS Funny SMS Inspirational Quotes Mother's day SMS Riddle SMS Wife SMS
Congratulations SMS Get Well Soon SMS Insult SMS Motivational Quotes Romantic SMS WWE SMS
Cool/Decent SMS Ghazal SMS Janmashtami SMS Munna bhai SMS Rude SMS XYZ SMS
 

Misc SMS Jokes

 

 

   

 
 

 

    Díl ka sab se bara connection

Díl ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
?
?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy

 

    Wo kia cheez hay

Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon
 

    The most romantic country of the world..?

The most romantic country of the world..?
.
.
guess!
.
.
O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
?
?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)
 

    7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p
 

    Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(


    Sheikh ki beti ka operation

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.
 

    Happy January..!

The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !
 


    Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle
 


    Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
 

    9 0 per 1 mahajir

Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …

 

    Guiness Book Of World Record

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
.
.
.
.
.
.
” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”


    Best way to release office stress

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
.
.
.
.
“Bhaar Main Jaye Company …”:D


    Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding…

Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

    Difference between radio & newspaper

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
.
.
Simple
.
.
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p


    Band hotel huey pathanon k

Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k

Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p


    Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons

“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”

“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”

“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”
 

    Zara dholki bjao gorioo

Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
.
.
Beco-z
.
.
He sang a song
.
.
“zara dholki bjao gorioo”
 

    Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…


    Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”

Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.


    Pathan’s wife bought sweater

Pathan’s wife bought a
Beautiful sweater for her husband…
She sent it to him by parcel
Along with a note … That said
“the buttons of d sweater r removed
Since they were too heavy & added
To the postage. U’ll find ‘em
In d right hand pocket of the sweater”


    Balti bhar roh-e-afza

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…

 

    Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???


    Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.


    Meet In RAJASTAN…

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan


    Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
.
.
.
.
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P


    Har larki per nazar ;)

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)


    Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
 

    New mobile lia hay

Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me

usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory

kuch bhi nahin hay:p

 

    Muqabla mumkin hay

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
?
?
?
Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay
 


    Y r u praying in classroom?

In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah


    Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya


    If u have any problem

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:

If u don’t hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I’ll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …

 

 

    Nagative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

    Mansha Handsome

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe

Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.


    Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland

if u want to drive “Mercedez”



& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com


    Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,


    Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.


    Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!


    Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

 

    nur machli ya mada

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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.

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    My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”
 

    God help !!

You can’t tap your back for a job well done.
You can’t hug yourself for comfort.
You can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That’s why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can’t.
 

    Missed SMS
 

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..


    Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO

Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
?
?
?
?
?
excuse me ?
?
hellO
.
Friend ho ?
.
Mujh jaisa (H):p

 

    1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..!


    Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,

Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,

Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
 

    SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
 

    Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)
 


    Positive thinking poem

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive


    I’ve changed my mind!

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?
 

    Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.


    Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain


    Ab bush k baad OBAMA

Ab “BUSH” Ke Bad “OBAMA”

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me “OBAMA”
“BUSH” KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge “PEJAMA”.


    Happy fog day

Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day

 

 

 

 


 

 
 

 

 

 

 

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