Insult SMS...

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

 

 

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…

but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…

1st. pray to God so that u can live….

2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

 

 

Itna Daraowna khuwab?

Sine me dil,

Dil me dard,

Dard me yaqin,

Yaqin me khyal,

Khayal me khwab,

Khuwab me tasvir

Tasvir me sirf ap!

Itna Darawna khuwab?

Baap re Baap

 

 

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

 

.

Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat karna

 

Warna

 

GADHA mag jayega

 

 

Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

Attendence..

 

Pappu

 

Yes Sir

 

Bablu

 

Yes Sir

 

Tinku

 

Yes Sir

Ullu

 

??

Ullu

??

 

Ullu

 

Button dabana band kar,

teri baari hai,

attendence lagwa

 

 

Someone misses you

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

… THE ZOO ..

 

 

Bayghairut zameen per

Congratulation!

 

Amir Khan Ne apni Film

K Second part k liay

ap ko Chun lia hai

Jiss Mai ap ka

Bohat Main Role Hai

Film Ka Name hai

 

Bayghairut zameen per

 

 

Close ur eyes n think about yourself

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

 

ur face

 

ur style

 

ur nature

 

ur smile

 

ur looks

 

Now open your eyes

 

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

 

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

 

 

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

and

.

.

! U 2

 

 

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Most people have 5 senses.

Some people have 6 senses.

But u r blessed with 7 senses.

 

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

 

 

Why do men chase women?

Question: Why do men chase women

when they have no intention of marrying?

 

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars

when they have no intention of driving.

 

 

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide

 

 

3 ways to break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

 

1.throw stone at d mirror

 

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

 

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

 

 

You are ULLU

U r Ultimate

U r Lovely

U r Likable

U r Unique

In short ……

U r ULLU !!!

 

 

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

 

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna See u ….

Do u know why…….

 

It’s juts because …………

 

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

 


Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS

Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?

Well…..

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

 

 

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

 

A’

suomaF

rotcoD

dloT

eM

tahT

ylnO

latneM

stneitaP

evaH

ehT

tnelaT

oT

daeR

$M$

revenehW

stI

nettirW

‘…ylesreveR

 

 

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper!

Congrats You can make free calls!

 

 

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

They said,

“We want 2 disturb some good person.”

I suggest them your name.

They said,

“We cannot disturb our boss.”

 

 

Press down if u think u r MAD

Press down if you think you are MAD,

I can’t believe u did that!

Again?

For God Sake!

Why u still doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE:P

 

 

Jubse tumhe dekha hai

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

 

Mera

 

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

 

Hans hans k bura haal he

 

 

Monkeys fashion show

Hey Dear Kaha ho

Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo

Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana

Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna

Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir

Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

 

 

Barish ki 1 1 boond

Suno

 

Mehsoos karo

 

Badal ki garaj

 

Bijli ki chamak

 

Barish ki ek ek boond

 

Tumse

 

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai

?

?

?

?

“NAHA LO”

EID Bohut door hay

:p

 

 

Only you were selected

My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &

Only you were selected.

.

.

.

Because I needed a monkey

for an advertisement.

 

 

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

 

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

 

 

Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,

Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

 

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,

Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

 


Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

 

sirf ek bar..

 

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

 

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

 

wo haseen lamhaat,

 

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,

ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

 

jub tum ne..

 

kaha!

 

Aande lee loo, garam aande

 

 

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Apna samjho ya baigana,

 

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

 

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,

Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

 

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

 

 

Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

 

Jaggooo!

.

.

.

 

Acha tum ho..

sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao

isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

 

 

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

 

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!

Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

 

 

God has given many qualities to you

God has given many qualities to you,

Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,

And many more……this is call as

“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan