Marriage SMS...

Last chance to run away

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

 

A: He is given his last chance to

run away…!!

 

 

A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between

a Blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

 

 

Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

 

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

 

 

Telling a lie

Telling a lie is

Fault 4 a little boy

an Art 4 a lover

an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

 

 

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Shadi kernay aur mobile

kharidnay k baad aik hi baat

ka afsos hota hay kaash

thori dair aur ruk jaatay

to acha model mil jata.:p

 

 

 

 

True relatives always stand behind u

True relatives always

stand behind u during bad times.

 

Check ur marriage album.

All your relatives were standing behind u!

 

 

I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

She replied, Yes dear, I know

but I was in love and didnt notice.

 

 

Thought of long life

Man : Is there any way for long life?

Doctor : Get married.

 

Man : Will it help?

Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.