Punjabi SMS...

Sochia c mehfal sadi a

Sochia c mehfal sadi a,

sab mehfal wale sade ne.

asi jaat paat ton ki laina,

sab gore kale sade ne.

Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de

viswash banaye haar gye.

Asi apne jina nu kehnde c

sanu ohi ik din maar gye.

 

 

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai

Maro rom rom machal jawe hai

Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai

Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai

Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

 

 

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,

Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,

Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,

Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

 

 

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,

tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

 

 

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,

assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 

 

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

 

 

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

 

 

baah phad k le chal naal

baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,

je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di

 


rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,

sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,

akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,

khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda?

 

 

Massa massa si aayi maut

Massa massa si aayi maut

ik hor hii adchan pe gayi

oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi

saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi?

 

 

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,

Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

 

 

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

80 udaas ho jaanday aan

Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo

k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?

ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

 

 

Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

O mere makhna

meno yaad rakhna

har vely hasna,

Koe problem howy ty dasna,

kise hor nal na phasna,

bus mere nal vasna

 

O mere makhna

Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

 

 

Computer windows in punjabi

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,

Send=satto

Insert=pao

Download=thalle lao

Delete=mitti pao

Run=Nassu

Search=Labbo

ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

 

 

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,

Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,

kisey da dil na torna,

 

Mgar sms karrna na chadna

 

 

Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha

Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,

Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,

Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,

Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.

 

 

Kini waryi phone kita per

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini

waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

 

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,

jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,

ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

 

 

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

mehboob aave ya na aave

par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

 

 

Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,

koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,

hor ki dua manga rabb to,

tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

 

 

Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

Sawairay jaldi uth k,

naha k saf kapray pa k,

allah agay sajday pa k,

akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….

Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

“Good Morning”

 

 

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

 

 

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

kinjh skda bhul sajjna,

mainu aj v milan kitaba cho

tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne

par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.

jindgi cho jaane walyeo

haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.

Na ji hunda na mar hunda

na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.

Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho

tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

 

 

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,

Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,

 

ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,

Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.

 

 

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,

Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

 

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,

jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

 

 

Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de

Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,

Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.

 

jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,

thehar sannu jandi vaari ”yaar”vekh lain de.

 

 

Ishq bande di jaat o loko

Ishq bande di jaat o loko,

Te yaari bande da imaan.

Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,

Te yaari mange dil-jaan.

Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,

Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.

Ishq nachave gali gali

te yari nachave jahan.

Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,

je ek vich dena painda sir

te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.